SAMMI GARETT is here! I finally find out what the girls in elementary school were learning about while the boys learned about wangs. (Turns out, its blood). Also, listener Alex and Sammi bring everything to a spectacular, musical conclusion.

BORIS KHAYKIN is here! We stop being a comedy show and start getting real. Then we talk about silly news stories like the Hulk Hogan sex tape. This show sucks.

JEN REMAURO is here! Obituaries and death, vaudeville comedy, pooping, and giving birth on tv. Its a weird one.

MARY is here. THIS IS THE ROOMMATE EPISODE. For the past 9 months I have had the world's worst roommate, hear all about the epic tale.

RG DANIELS is here! Amazing prank calls, Green Day sucks, the 17 stages of depression, Dick Clark is an old dead pervert, beatboxing, and things get pyschedelic as shit.

MICAH SHERMAN is here! Micah wins the Dr. Pepper prize patrol and I talk about my day in court! I might be in jail right now!

JULIAN KROSS is here! We plan the next 9/11, discover Brazilian Fart Porn, and Jesse gives his philosophy on why nothing matters, and why you should start stealing.

DANNY LOBELL is here! I auditioned for Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, find out if I made it on! Plus: Australian racist party and weird news.

ITS A FUCKING PARTY! It was labor day and a bunch of my cohosts came over, got drunk and talked into my mics. Also, we interviewed some crazy bitch who smoked crack!

ERIC LEWIS is here! Eric and I go on a tirade about tipping, My dad talks about how he hates Eric, and we prank call a guy who orders pizza from a gay bar. Weird!