ANDREW WK IS HERE! FUCK YEAH! Jesse pour Sriracha up his nose to recreate Andrew's famous album cover "I Get Wet". Andrew Answers phone calls from fans! This show was amazing!

ADAM and VANCE of EARCANDY are here! We talk about the patented "reverse stranger," Vance tells us about his dead brother who overdosed on heroin, I call my Dad and embarass him (NO BREAKING BAD SPOILERS!) and we talk about redheads and boobs.

MICAH SHERMAN is here! Jesse tells tales of when he destroyed a monster truck, ruined a pep rally, and attacked his principal with hornets. All to the chagrin of Micah. Plus, shitty phone calls and Micah likes midgets.

Jesse calls Dad and Breaks Bad. They recount a time when Jesse's cousin got covered head to toe in shit. Also, Jesse tries to set Mary's hair on fire and more.

MYQ KAPLAN is here! In this season premiere we revel in the good times! Also: Jesus was a rapist, Jesse is a bad person, Dane Cook isn't that bad, Snoop Dogg is now Snoop Lioni and will later be Snoop Idiot, and all the Olympians are fucking children.

CREATOR OF BREAKING BAD, VINCE GILLIGAN'S MOTHER GAIL GILLIGAN CALLS IN!  Season 3 is over, PREPARE YOURSELF FOR SEASON 4.

MARY my girlfriend is here! Mary went to the STD clinic. Jesse reads Maya Angelou AIDS poetry. We play "Calling Dad, Breaking Bad" and find out secrets from my Dad's past. I hit Mary right in the fucking face.

RG DANIELS is here! We have a juicy BLIND ITEM! We start a new segment "Calling Dad, Breaking Bad."  Listener Jarid has me prank call his job at McDonald's. Also, candy talk, and coconuts.

ERIC LEWIS is here! And then he's not! In a first on Pod Awful, the cohost WALKS OFF THE SHOW! Also, stupid black kids and a follow up to the April Fools Day prank episode!

This episode was nuts. Just listen to the end, I promise its worth it.