PRANK CALLS! "Jerome" just lost his two young daughters, so time to give their flatscreen TVs away for free to losers on Craigslist! These TVs are haunted, by the way. PLUS: A call to a Christian Prayer Hotline that goes INSANE.

MARK LEVY is here!  Brand new game, COIN OF DESTINY, nearly makes Mark cry as he is forced to lie to his friends about something horrifyingly embarrassing. One of those with a HUGE payoff at the end, with a lot of crazy in between. #HashtagsAreDead

ERIC LEWIS is here! Pod Awful is now on Adult Swim! Eric plays "blind soccer" with Japanese kids, brand new toon called "Badass Grampa," new segment: Does Jesse Like It? #PodAwfulOnAdultSwim

MARSHALL STRATTON is here! Marshall is a feminist hero. Brand new Pod Awful character! Brand new video with an ugly girl! Happy birthday, Robster! #TellAGirlShesUgly

ERIC LEWIS is here! Smell yo dick, 107 year old man dies in a shootout with the police, Eric's grandpa is the HNIC, Two brand new CARTOONS! #TellAGirlShesUgly

ERIC LEWIS is here! Eric's wedding was nearly ruined by my kidney stones, we know the biggest pussy in the world, and Eric gives his "movie reviews." Bonus show, be nice.

DANNY LOBELL and KYLIE JANE WAKEFIELD are here! Very serious predictions are made, Jesse is getting the worst surgery ever, and how Breaking Bad WILL END. #BreakfastSyria

WILL AND BOBBY are here! Dan Aykroyd is sexually attracted to ghosts. The voice of the Mario Bros. is a sad old man. Reddit is stupid. Daddy is losing his dick. Stand up jokes. #PeeBag4Life

IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST EPISODE: Go listen to another one. This isnt for you! May I recommend the one where I interview Andrew WK? (405) Or the one with the crazy psychic prank calls? (505) Or the one where someone pays me to talk like a mammy? (605) This episode: Jesse got stabbed IN THE DICK.

PJ and JENNI are here! PJ and Jenni are old friends of mine from Virginia and we get into some funny stories from the old days. Plus: learn the secret of LYMAN. Who is LYMAN? Where did LYMAN go? #TooSoon

ERIC LEWIS is here! Stay tuned for an amazing Trayvon Martin Sketch written by Nick Leyva and performed by Chris Wilding of the BQWSC. Eric's dogs shit everywhere. Lots of funny jokes. #DiarrheaOfAnneFrank

MARK LEVY is here! This episode is totally controlled by listeners who sent in Fiverr requests! I'm forced to read Brony fanfics, talk like Mammy from Gone With The Wind and more! Plus: Superman vs. Batman vs. Zimmerman, porn, Jay-Z, dad talk... #RIPDtrayvon

ERIC LEWIS is here! Eric and I tell the full Bachelor Party in the mountains story, and play some clips of the roast we had for Eric. Eric also ruins an old tale Jesse tries to share. #TrayvonFartin

MARK THOMAS is here! I spent the weekend in the mountains, and some creepy stuff went down. A brony pays me to sing a song by the Westboro Baptist Church. We read some jokes submitted to the show.

ANDY BECKERMAN is here! Jesse went to the Coney Island Mermaid parade and brought back a video full of boobs. Later, he burns his ex-girlfriend's marriage certificate. Andy is pissed.

SEASON SIX PREMIERE! MICAH SHERMAN is here! Our show has been totally revamped with video!You gotta watch live on Sundays! Happy Daddy's Day! Jesse tells a Shorts Story and calls his dad. Things get racist.

ERIC LEWIS is here! Last episode before the new season. Unwind with us as we get ready for a new era. This is a mellowcast.

Will and Bobby take over Pod Awful since Jesse is a dead skull man.

ERIC LEWIS is here! Jesse decided to do one more show. He smells and this show stinks.

EDDIE BRAWLEY is here. This is the last show. I'm done. I'm being kicked out of the house. We have a studio audience with Robster and Mary. No not that Mary. This Mary is better. Half of the episode didn't record, but fuck it, right?

WILL AND BOBBY KNOW EVERYTHING are here! Will and I talk a little about suicide and then smash the fuck out of Bobby's laptop. Plus some ex-girlfriend talk, and Jesse has a new crush. Then lots of ridiculous impressions. This show is ridiculous. Fuck Reddit.

MARSHALL STRATTON is here! After revealing a secret about my grandma, The Puzzlemaster challenges Marshall to a game. We also have a very frank discussion about therapy. Ish gets real, son.

VINCE the SHAMWOW GUY is here! We prank call Taco Bell, read a little poetry and play some good tunes. A man, a plan, a canal - PANAMA!

ANDY BECKERMAN from Wrestling Team and Beginnings Podcast is here! SO MANY PRANK CALLS. We posted an ad on craigslist telling people we were psychics, and we try our best to help out all the callers.

MYQ KAPLAN is here! We talk about pathological liars, airplanes being amazing, Star Wars being scary, My new forehead tumor, lame comic books, and we prank call psychic Teresa again.

KISSING CONTEST is here! Mike and Doan get a challenge from the Puzzlemaster. One wins Dr Pepper, one wins slop in a bottle that smells like fish. Also, Cool Ranch Doritos Tacos from Taco Bell, Smashmouth and Miss Cleo.

LISTENER DUNCAN is here! We go over the rules of the new Pod Awful TV drinking game, prank call a psychic, and get really awkward in front of a live studio audience.

SEASON FIVE! MIKE BLEJER is here! We reveal the mysteries of "TREY," and we start a new fortune telling segment with Teresa. Join the Pizza Fund for the full video version of the podcast!

IMPORTANT STUFF! #SeasonFive starts soon! Lets make it huge!

NO ONE is here! Jesse discovers a dark secret about the guy that accidentally posted his request for a threeway to Youtube. Also, A little tale about true love. Also, cocks.

THE DOWNTOWN GIRLS are here! Rick Ross gets unchained like Django, Maya Angelou gets HIV again from SlingAIDS, Ginuwine lets us ride his pony.

ROBECAST! Jesse is super, super depressed. He doesn't want to live anymore. He is naked and in a robe. He is also a Morgan Freeman now. Stop listening to this show. Its bad.

BRONIES are here! Jesse finally gets to the bottom of this whole stupid My Little Pony thing and what a Brony is with a real life Brony, Sticky Hooves! Check out the video version by joining The Pizza Fund!

MARK THOMAS is here! First half of the show is the EPIC FINALE to the ex-girlfriend saga. This story is nuts. Second half is about mine and Mark's experience on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

HURRICANE MARATHON SHOW! Mark Thomas, RG Daniels, Marshall Stratton, Andrew Durso, Aaron Gold

SAMMI GARETT is here! I saw a bunch of hippie freaks while watching Sammi's band perform. We ran into her abusive boyfriend. Also, Dr Pepper rivals, Marilyn Manson, and Power Rangers. 

RG DANIELS is here! Its our 3 year anniversary! Mein Kampf for Hanukkah, The "CH-Word," and sci-fi herpes. PROMISE ME YOU WILL LISTEN ALL THE WAY THROUGH, lots of important stuff in this one.

DANNY LOBELL is here! Jesse finds out that he has a new "urban youth" demographic thanks to Danny. Creepy Dillin tunes in again for the first time in months. Jesse tries to share a story about black people. Also, Native American party-goer, the newest character sweeping the nation!

HURRICANE MARATHON SHOW! Josh Gondelman, Wrestling Team, Richard Prado of the Anti-Semantic Show. Donate Here: http://podawful.com/redcross

HURRICANE MARATHON SHOW! Jeff Rubin and Streeter Seidell of CollegeHumor and Andy Beckerman and Mark Bisi of Wrestling Team and Beginnings. Donete here: http://podawful.com/redcross

HURRICANE MARATHON SHOW! Myq Kaplan, Abbi Crutchfield, Luke Thayer, Boris Kaykin. Donete here: http://podawful.com/redcross

KRISTEN LUCAS is here! Things get oddly scientific as we talk about dinosaurs and animal genitalia. We also discuss the differences between the sexes. MAKE SURE TO TUNE IN THIS SATURDAY, NOV 17TH AT 5PM FOR OUR HUGE MARATHON SHOW!

ETHAN STANISLAWSKI is here! Voting is stupid. Ethan joins the Wu-Tang Clan. Top 5 Batmen. More terrible roommate talk.

ATTENTION NEW LISTENERS! (and old) Definitely check this episode out for info!

SAMMI GARETT is here! I finally find out what the girls in elementary school were learning about while the boys learned about wangs. (Turns out, its blood). Also, listener Alex and Sammi bring everything to a spectacular, musical conclusion.

BORIS KHAYKIN is here! We stop being a comedy show and start getting real. Then we talk about silly news stories like the Hulk Hogan sex tape. This show sucks.

JEN REMAURO is here! Obituaries and death, vaudeville comedy, pooping, and giving birth on tv. Its a weird one.

MARY is here. THIS IS THE ROOMMATE EPISODE. For the past 9 months I have had the world's worst roommate, hear all about the epic tale.

RG DANIELS is here! Amazing prank calls, Green Day sucks, the 17 stages of depression, Dick Clark is an old dead pervert, beatboxing, and things get pyschedelic as shit.

MICAH SHERMAN is here! Micah wins the Dr. Pepper prize patrol and I talk about my day in court! I might be in jail right now!

JULIAN KROSS is here! We plan the next 9/11, discover Brazilian Fart Porn, and Jesse gives his philosophy on why nothing matters, and why you should start stealing.

DANNY LOBELL is here! I auditioned for Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, find out if I made it on! Plus: Australian racist party and weird news.

ITS A FUCKING PARTY! It was labor day and a bunch of my cohosts came over, got drunk and talked into my mics. Also, we interviewed some crazy bitch who smoked crack!

ERIC LEWIS is here! Eric and I go on a tirade about tipping, My dad talks about how he hates Eric, and we prank call a guy who orders pizza from a gay bar. Weird!

ANDREW WK IS HERE! FUCK YEAH! Jesse pour Sriracha up his nose to recreate Andrew's famous album cover "I Get Wet". Andrew Answers phone calls from fans! This show was amazing!

ADAM and VANCE of EARCANDY are here! We talk about the patented "reverse stranger," Vance tells us about his dead brother who overdosed on heroin, I call my Dad and embarass him (NO BREAKING BAD SPOILERS!) and we talk about redheads and boobs.

ERIC SILVER is here! We take bath salts and krokodil, talk to Chris Hardwick and Gilbert Gottfried, write songs about hand jobs, and expose Reggie Watts for the talentless fuck he is. Also, more Creepy Dillin, Youtube celebs, and Fortune Cookie Time™!

RG DANIELS is here! We get real depressed and talk about suicide, particularly my comedy hero, BUDD DWYER. Then we talk about mopes versus bubbly girls and if cavemen ate rocks.

SATURDAY SOLO SHOW! I don't know how girl's clothes work, learn to use iTunes, Texting pictures of poop, and a Fiverr Prank Call ends up paying off right at the end!

SAMMI GARETT is here! MCA is finally dead. Listener Dillin is a freak of nature. Prank calls! Nightmares! Boobs! Taking Molly! Rihanna loves fisting.

JACKIE KASHIAN (Comedy Central, Dork Forest) is here! Jackie reveals her crush for an old, old man and tries to help cure AIDS. Jesse almost gets killed at a haunted house. Both dork out to an embarrassing degree.

New Website, New Shows, New Stories!

AWFULWEEN! The Fear Facers are here! We scare the shit out of Aaron Carter, prank call an actual ghost hunter, protect a woman on the subway from a creepazoid, and tie up and choke a coworker during sex.

LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE ALL THE WAY THROUGH NO MATTER WHAT! Josh Luckenbach and Keaton Monger are here! Some Comic Con talk, some Breaking Bad talk, and a whole lot of EVERYTHING IS SHIT when a terrible prank caller calls in. SPOOKY.

MATT KOFF is here! We wrap up the epic Breakup Trilogy, completely rip into Train Pants, and beatbox about terrorism. Also I yell at some idiot woman in the chatroom. ABAM!

My cohosts and I conned my way back into Comic Con this year by making a fake episode "Live" from Comic Con last year. Here's that episode!

BORIS KHAYKIN is here! The DRAMATIC conclusion to last week's cliffhangers! What happened to the Park Slope Rapist Patrol? Did Jesse get back with his ex-girlfriend? Is Train Pants a crumbum? (Yes.)

EDDIE BRAWLEY is here! Jesse asks Eddie to become a vigilante with him to take down the Park Slope Rapist. Meanwhile, Jesse's Girlfriend calls into the show, VERY ANGRY, to break up with Jesse, and Jesse makes fun of her friend "Train Pants". Also, Eddie does impressions.

JOHN ZACHARY TOWNSEND is here! I was fired from my shitty job, find out where I worked and what happened! This show is mostly an ADD nightmare. But, hey man, we're Young, Dumb and full of Cum.

ERIC LEWIS is here! We go in depth about my recent HORRIBLE hospital visit, all the creeps I met there, and how I ALMOST GOT SOMEONE ELSES SURGERY. Also, Eric asks why Joe Stanton quit the show, so I tell him in disgusting detail. PHMHW8RMS93E

NO ONE is here! So Jesse is left to talk about what ails him (and is killing him swiftly) and then shifts over to Chat Roulette to find new cohosts. In the second half he talks about the Second City Rapist (a guy that told a monologue about possibly raping a woman at a huge improv show.) SPOILER ALERT: Jesse isn't convinced this guy is a rapist. Apologies for the bad sound, this episode is ramshackle as all Hell.

ERIC LEWIS is here! We tell true life stories of JUSTICE, LOVE, and MURDER! No joke! And Samuel L. Jackson is in there, too! We also chat about dads, and showering with them, and prank call a guy named "Trainwreck Bob".

After spending most of last week's episode pranking our friend, Nick, he called back...

MARSHALL STRATTON and JAMES COKER are here! After talking about how the Primetime Lineup is killing my show, we prank call our friend and former guest Nick Mendillo (who wears JNCO's, listens to Blink-182, and has a tattoo of the word "poop" on his leg) for no good reason. Also we discuss insulting nicknames and rednecks.

This is a rap song I made about the woman that has given millions of nerds boners, Cheetara.

Eric's aborted podcast, exactly as recorded.

John Reaves tries to sing a tune for us.

John Reaves tells us about his experience on the show.

JOHN REAVES IS HERE! We air our grievances about Brazilians, southern drawls, dangers of ice skating, ball trauma, and dreams where your teeth fall out. We also discuss a Serial Butt Stabber, Santa dying, The Chewbacca Defense, and talk trash about The Nerdist Podcast. STRAWL Y'ALL.

DAVE WAITE is here! We talk about: tobacco, Jehovah's Witnesses, token white guys, improv versus standup, homeless people, long distance girlfriends, tattoos, bitches, and more!

EDDIE BRAWLEY IS HERE! We talk about Lesbian Bed Death, Suburbs in NYC, Porn and Racism, My dad's connection to Breaking Bad, the Tommy Westphall Universe, Wes Borland, and more!

GLEN TICKLE is here! We talk about the difference between "daddy" and "father," invent racial slurs against robots, and con my way back into New York Comic Con.

The crew improvises a Walmart execs meeting as the department chain's big wigs devise ways to crush female employees' dreams of getting promoted to head cashier. In Chris's absence, the crew pays tribute to the inbred Iacono cult. Danny milks his Tracy Morgan impression for all it's worth while Jesse P-S's Tracy Morgan consistently comes out sounding like John Travolta. The crew delights over the discovery of an anti-Semitic super hero. Jordan shamelessly plugs his stand-up benefit show. And has anyone ever met an old midget? Absurdity, misogyny, and jokes about babies drowning are peppered throughout this hilarious two-hours.

ERIC SILVER is here! We talk about how Star Wars made English the BEST language in the GALAXY, how shitty New York pizza is, and Eric calls out his on cousin own some REAL bullshit. PEGGY!

MYQ KAPLAN IS HERE! In this Season 3 premiere, Jesse and Myq bond over their atheism in the first half... and then nearly beat each other to death with baseball bats in the second. Just listen.

Sorry for starting so late. ; Here's some info before we start with Season 2...

The FIRST episode! Jesse and Joe cover it all from Green Lantern to Steve Jobs to... other stuff...http://podawful.com