NO ONE is here! So Jesse is left to talk about what ails him (and is killing him swiftly) and then shifts over to Chat Roulette to find new cohosts. In the second half he talks about the Second City Rapist (a guy that told a monologue about possibly raping a woman at a huge improv show.) SPOILER ALERT: Jesse isn't convinced this guy is a rapist. Apologies for the bad sound, this episode is ramshackle as all Hell.

ERIC LEWIS is here! We tell true life stories of JUSTICE, LOVE, and MURDER! No joke! And Samuel L. Jackson is in there, too! We also chat about dads, and showering with them, and prank call a guy named "Trainwreck Bob".

MARSHALL STRATTON and JAMES COKER are here! After talking about how the Primetime Lineup is killing my show, we prank call our friend and former guest Nick Mendillo (who wears JNCO's, listens to Blink-182, and has a tattoo of the word "poop" on his leg) for no good reason. Also we discuss insulting nicknames and rednecks.

JOHN REAVES IS HERE! We air our grievances about Brazilians, southern drawls, dangers of ice skating, ball trauma, and dreams where your teeth fall out. We also discuss a Serial Butt Stabber, Santa dying, The Chewbacca Defense, and talk trash about The Nerdist Podcast. STRAWL Y'ALL.