Donald Trump is a time traveler. This much we know for sure. Donnie Darko is a movie about a guy named Donald who time travels. Therefore, if we check Gematria and subtract the number of days from 9/11 the release date was, you will see that Donnie Darko is, apparently, Donald Trump. All of this is according to coo-coo bananas, grifting conspiritard streamer, EntertheStars . I love Donnie Darko. It's one of my favorite movies and a great Halloween film, but somehow I had never noticed that it 100% proves that our president is Back To The Future-ing through spacetime to Make America Great Again. My girlfriend Kelsey comes on the show to explain the Trump Time Travel Theory, and then we break down the EntertheStars clip piece by piece until there is nothing left. PLUS: a very musical ending with our Goon friend Charles Howell!

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Mersh hasn't been happy about our review of his comedy album, Killjoy. On @Nightwave Radio he had a little tantrum about Pod Awful and the spergs. Shockingly, it isn't Mersh who was the most defensive over this embarrassment, it was one of his loyal simp guards, MIL HIP. You see, Mil Hip is part of the Mersh Effect, and as he admits in this interview, he cannot criticize Mersh because he owes him a debt of gratitude. The thing is, I know the real reason he came to my chat room acting like a lunatic the other night. Mil Hip's girlfriend has dumped him, stolen his Youtube channel from him, and he has been publicly melting down ever since. The UNSPOOLING doesn't end when he comes on the Progrum, screaming, hitting himself, and pouring hot sauce in his eyes. PLUS: Listener TJ had a run in with a gas station guy that got him stabbed and robbed!

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Mersh from Nightwave Radio and Revenge Of The Cis loves bragging to the "spergs" in his chat that he is a real comedian. He's opened for Doug Stanhope. He's worked with Luis J. Gomez. He's stolen all his jokes from Jim Norton. Now we have the proof! Mersh's ten-year-old comedy album, KILLJOY, has been unearthed by the Pod Awful Cult, and we are celebrating with a full listening party! Every gory detail, every petty lie, every bombed joke will be covered! Including such amazing tracks as "Mersh Has No Car," "A Bad Year," and, my personal favorite, "F*G MAGNET." PLUS: Two amazing musical numbers. One is some crappy rock track Mersh tacked onto the end of his album, and the other is the next amazing parody song in the Pod Awful canon, "Grifting Queen." They say if you gaze cross-eyed into the abyss, the abyss with cross its eyes back.

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Nick Rekieta is here! I am being sued by the FAKE Mr. Burgers, Jesse Radin, for $35,000 in lost wages and emotional damages. Even worse, he is trying to sue me for ONE TRILLION DOLLARS by starting a class action lawsuit with Asterios, Maddox, and my arch-nemesis, Katie Lynn Donahue. In order to figure all this out, I have brought on Mr. Burgers expert and A-log, AWPerative to give me the low-down on the Burger Spergs latest happenings. I am also joined by my legal counsel, the internet's lawyer, Nick Rekieta from Lawsplaining The Internet to discuss a potential countersuit. PLUS: AWPerative and I read the Impossible Mr. Burgers' fanfiction, watch his meltdown over Kiwifarms, and explore the horrifying world of Jesse Radin's father, Mr. Burgers Sr.

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The Santa Cruz Joker has been trying for FIVE MONTHS to get me to talk about him. Desperately trying everything to goad me into it. Starting a podcast, constantly talking about me, continuing to look like the biggest idiot on the internet, and yet, I prevailed... until now. I've realized so man of the #GOONS have become Jokers that it is time to RANK THE EARTH'S JOKERS FROM BEST TO WORST! Mersh, Ruphio Pheonix, Ching Chang Chong, Joker Baby, the Winchester Joker, and many more are all up for the honor of the Clown Prince of Cringe! PLUS: Santa Cruz Joker thinks he is talented, and we play a game of "What Is Santa Cruz Joker Too Fat To Do?"

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