When a civilian parades around in borrowed ACU's claiming he is Special Forces and decorated more heavily than a Christmas Tree, that's called STOLEN VALOR, and the only person who can apply his Black Ops training and sniper marksmanship to stop them is General Jesse P-S of the 69th Foxtrot Bravo SEAL Team 7 battalion. General P-S exposes fake veterans, fake CIA special agents with real Autism, and how to get a discount at Outback Steakhouse.

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Jesse gets the news that Kay from KAYS GOOD COOKING has died. He decides to reveal the reason he trolled her, and exposes her virulent racism. The Pod Awful Cult begins their own Kay fan group and page in her honor, but some other Kay fans begin threatening ACTUAL VIOLENCE as a result. Happy Piss Take Thursday!

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you an easy life with literally no problems ever, PRETEND YOU HAVE THEM ANYWAY! Chris is sick of hearing about his friends' made up non-issues, so he brings in a video where a girl decides she was born a cat trapped in a woman's body. Jesse got scammed by a bum, so he brings in a video where a woman gets caught faking being homeless. Report cringe crimes to your local police.

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Original "Phony Feline" Video: https://youtu.be/zqSgGV-5dS0

Original "Bogus Beggar" Video:https://youtu.be/2Tw2Pi1MCNg

The ONLY awards show that celebrates teenage murderers and criminals. Host DJ Jizzy Piss hands out awards to the Most Autistic Teen, The Robert Robinson TILF of the Year, and the RE-BLOGGY to the most murderous teen who is STRAIGHT KILLIN' IT. Including Monalisa Perez, the pregnant teen who shot and killed her boyfriend for a Youtube video; Obdulia Sanchez, who livestreamed herself killing her sister in a car crash; Devon Arthurs; a former Neo-Nazi who converted to Islam and then killed his friends; and many more!

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PART TWO OF TWO. Honestly, just watch the video version: https://youtu.be/HZ54ABkfLEU

This is way too long, but basically, don't date a girl that tells you they have extreme anxiety and paranoia issues or they will eventually do everything possible to rip your heart out and kill you.

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PART ONE OF TWO. Honestly, just watch the video version: https://youtu.be/HZ54ABkfLEU

This is way too long, but basically, don't date a girl that tells you they have extreme anxiety and paranoia issues or they will eventually do everything possible to rip your heart out and kill you.

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Dating in general is cringe and basically nobody is worth the effort anyway. Is there even a way to flirt that wouldn't make anybody watching's skin crawl? Chris brings in women who sexually harass men, and a video where a withered old cougar tries to rape a man on the subway. Jesse brings in hitting on women, and a video where a first time Pick Up artist tries to run game on an Ivy League girl. Swipe left for CRINGE.

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Original "Female Harassment" Video: https://youtu.be/kUSyNTjTNKQ

Original "Tip Shaming" Video: https://youtu.be/bRbXqJyIW7w

Its a very special day for a very special goon, our first goon ever, Tristan Starchild! Tristan is the douchiest rapper in the universe, and we celebrate him by going over his brand new music, videos, and more! Plus, a world premiere of Mr. Bill aka Uncle Bill aka Dark Gable's solo work, and a shockingly hilarious response to Jesse's Dark Gable t-shirt.

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Jesse has been keeping his eye on SPOOKY CHARLES, a Goon with the ability to see ghosts and demons... or, rather, to think he is seeing them all the time even though there is nothing there. Jesse pulls his favorite troll ever when he manages to uncover something ridiculous from one of Spooky Charles' insane spook pics. Plus Jesse reads some erotic spectrophilia fanfics, including one about zombies in honor of George A. Romero.

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The best way to set yourself apart from the crowd and solidify your status as a special snowflake is to have some stupid trick you can do just like a dog, except all you don't get a treat in return. Chris brings in a video of a girl who wen on the Today Show just because she can speak backwards. One day this great skill will allow the girl to grow up to work the hardest job in the WHOLE WORLD - A WAITRESS. Jesse brings in a video of a food wench whining about not getting enough bonus money after probably doing a poor job at her easy gig. Shitty Talents or Tip Shaming, which is the MOST CRINGEWORTHY?

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Original "Shitty Talents" Video: https://youtu.be/4VQFvXkz-oQ

Original "Tip Shaming" Video: https://twitter.com/Analyshiaaaaaa/status/863604990820175872