PODAWFUL™ is a hot beef, Inkjet Injektion of information superhighway new-age sewage. It's a crossover event between the internet & reality. Graffiti on the brick wall of a dark digital alleyway. A cyber AR-15 you stick inside your gaping mouth and pull the trigger to feel HAPPY. An act of Modem Warfare against a Plastic Modern Hell Culture. PODAWFUL™ is Internet Television. A true CULT COMEDY filled with criminal sociopath henchmen who value laughs more than life. SICK FREAKS, lab-grown to never touch grass. An INFOWARP, PROJECT JKULTRA, Asbestos Simulator powered by crime. A Hi-Tek/Lowbrow, mentally-ill pseudo-cyber-nostalgia where the stench of hyper-current network solutions meets the DARK FUTURE®. PODAWFUL™ is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S. (H2BH) PODAWFUL WILL SOLVE WORLD COMEDY.

PODAWFUL™ is a hot beef, Inkjet Injektion of information superhighway new-age sewage. It's a crossover event between the internet & reality. Graffiti on the brick wall of a dark digital alleyway. A cyber AR-15 you stick inside your gaping mouth and pull the trigger to feel HAPPY. An act of Modem Warfare against a Plastic Modern Hell Culture. PODAWFUL™ is Internet Television. A true CULT COMEDY filled with criminal sociopath henchmen who value laughs more than life. SICK FREAKS, lab-grown to never touch grass. An INFOWARP, PROJECT JKULTRA, Asbestos Simulator powered by crime. A Hi-Tek/Lowbrow, mentally-ill pseudo-cyber-nostalgia where the stench of hyper-current network solutions meets the DARK FUTURE®. PODAWFUL™ is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S. (H2BH) PODAWFUL WILL SOLVE WORLD COMEDY.

KAYS COOKING has been a friend and an enemy of the show for the past FIVE YEARS. We started covering her just after Thanksgiving in 2016. Since then, so many insane things have happened with her that even I have trouble remembering it all. Luckily, for Thanksgiving this year, I am thankful for LEFTOVERS. Not just the food, but the re-heated content of the Youtube commentary community. You see, a couple years ago, the MILLION SUBS CLUBS of Youtube finally started noticing Kays Cooking, and now they all cover her. Mad At The Internet, Deadwing Dork, penguinz0, CinnamonToastKen, and as of last month even PewDiePie are all now trying to lay claim to Kay as a goon. But they are all just photocopying a photocopy at this point. The internet is turning inside-out, picking at the bones of the Kay carcass, sucking on table scraps, and microwaving the meals I left in the back of the fridge years ago. My English wife, Kelsey, helps me cook three of Kay's most infamous meals; The Meatballs, The Fried Rice, and most horrifying of all... a DIFFERENT Spaghetti Bolognese, and I try to find out which is easier to choke down-- Kay's leftovers, or the internet's.

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THE MOTHER OF ALL COPE STREAMS IS UPON US! The #MOACS bomb has detonated all over the Section 8 @Nightwave Radio studio. Mersh is incapable of dealing with the fact that Jesse SPONSOR CUCKED him. He refuses to believe it! After claiming he didn't see the show, didn't listen to the phone call with CBDx, claims the phone call was edited, throws Rolando under the bus about contacting the sponsors to whine, and telling the CEO of CBDx that Jesse SWATTED him... Mersh does the unthinkable. He just steals Jesse's joke and lies about it. Now Mersh claims that every single time Jesse makes a sale with CBDx, that @Revenge Of The Cis get $10. Or is it $20? I don't know because the lie keeps changing! Jesse goes into full on RELAPSE on the Mershahol to cover the INSANE lies, and to FIGHT BACK. Get the entire, UNEDITED, no-pauses phone call with the CEO clowning on Mersh, and a little lead in to the BLACK OPS going on behind the scene. (Black Ops, the preferred type of Ops of wiggers everywhere.)

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Yes. I know. I am obsessed. I have an addiction. I can't get over Mersh. I have a drinking problem. His teats keep producing lolcow milk, and I keep on drinkin' it. I am in recovery. I'm trying my best. I haven't watched Nightwave Radio in over a week. I am unsubscribed from Revenge Of The Cis. I am attending Mershaholics Anonymous meetings. I even got a sponsor. AND THAT SPONSOR IS CBDX, BABY! HEAD ON OVER TO THEIR WEBSITE AND USE MY PROMO CODE TO GET 20% OFF YOUR NEXT ORDER! I'M A WEED GUY NOW! We watch Cannaman's saddest moments, enjoy the reggae flavors of the satanic Island Boys, head over to Cameo to continue our Toy Story Cinematic Universe, visit Andy and Kyer over at Twisted Mind, and listen to my phone call with the CEO of CBDX who tells me how little money ROTC has made so far on their ads. He's a HUGE fan of Pod Awful, and with my sponsor's help, I can finally beat my addiction to Mersh and replace it with an addiction to something much more healthy, questionably legal, unregulated drugs!

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Bald incels on Reddit are angry over what they believe is the mistreatment of Brian Laundrie in the Gabby Petito murder case. They think chrome-domes get a bad wrap when it comes to evil deeds. But is there something sinister lurking inside the male pattern baldness gene? I think so. I've looked evil in the shiny spot on its head, and its name is Ruphio Pheonix. For two months now my friend Lilah, Ruphio's girlfriend, has been missing, and he refuses to give up any details about her whereabouts. I've contacted a psychic to learn more, and her crystal ball points right to Ruphio's crystal bald head. Lilah sent Ruphio into a rage when she said she would never date a cueball, not knowing Ruphio was combing over his own glabrous scalp. In an effort to smooth things over, Lilah makes a list of bald men she does find attractive, but it has the opposite effect on her follicll-flaccid friend.

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"And just to be clear, this isn't Buzz Lightyear the toy. This is the origin story of the human Buzz Lightyear that the toy is based on." That tweet by Chris Evans has broken my brain. I haven't seen the new trailer for "Lightyear" the Toy Story spinoff movie coming out about Buzz Lightyear, but I have seen this tweet over and over again in my mind. And just to be clear, this isn't Buzz Lightyear the toy. This is the origin story of the human Buzz Lightyear that the toy is based on. So Buzz Lightyear, in the universe of Toy Story, is an actual guy? A real space man? What about Rex? Is he based on a real dinosaur? How does this work? And just to be clear, this isn't Buzz Lightyear the toy. This is the origin story of the human Buzz Lightyear that the toy is based on. I head to Cameo.com to try to make my own Toy Story Origins movie about some of the other characters with help from actual cast members, read some hate mail and some fan fiction, and present the brand new trailer for "POTATOHEAD: A Toy Story Story." And just to be clear, this isn't Buzz Lightyear the toy. This is the origin story of the human Buzz Lightyear that the toy is based on.

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN! So many SPOOKY Goons in this episode! We have Gay Draculas, Ghost Hunters, A Frankenstein, The Possessed, and the Paranormal! A Pod Awful DOUBLE CREATURE FEATURE: Mersh's Thriller Nightwave and The Santa Cruz Joker's Night Of Long Loaves. Visiting Autism Veteran Michael Wright's terrifying neighborhood! Bob Hickman enters a Halloween costume, like a costume, same size. Spooky Charles finds real ghosts and starts a podcast. A boy somehow turns into a skellington. Michael Arthur Taylor Jr. monster mashes. The Earth's Jokers are committing crimes. Paranormal Ted has some skellingtons in his closet. Tricks AND treats, and the Cult Costume Contest!

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DUMPER ALERT! DUMPER ALERT! DUMPER ALERT! Under the immense amount of pressure from the internet officially crowning Mersh QUEEN of lolcows over his email to the police about being cyberbullied, Mersh has officially CRACKED. And no, I'm not just talking about his massive meat canyon that he exposed on Revenge Of The Cis. Mersh went live on Nightwave to try to defend accusations of being a snitch, and Pod Awful, Porsalin, and Allan Powell were there watching live and commentating. PLUS: an accidental prank call to Mersh's maintenance man about his lightbulb situation.

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MERSH DIET CHEAT DAY: Unbelievably, someone requested a FOIA in a case involving Owen Benjamin, and it has uncovered that over a year ago, Mersh (Nightwave Radio and Revenge Of The Cis) tried to have the internet ARRESTED for making fun of him. This is PRE-Mersh Effect, PRE- Bones, PRE-Triangle, PRE-lolcow, and PRE-Nightwave Before Christmas! Mersh named Pod Awful, Porsalin , and Allan Powell (as well as a few others) as "CRIMINAL SOCIOPATHS" out to ruin his life! Jesse, Porsalin, and Allan read the letter live, and commentate on it, while Mersh goes into a full on panic, and avoids doing Nightwave. FIRE UP YOUR TYPEWRITERS, and get ready for the LOLSUIT 2. It's official! According to Josh Moon from KiwiFarks and Mad at the Internet, Mersh is a lolcow.

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Episode 2 of TRUE CRIME: #FindingLilah

CALL OF DOODIE: In an unexpected twist, the case of our missing friend, Lilah Gold, has taken a dark turn. A dark BROWN turn. Lilah's boyfriend, Ruphio Pheonix, a person of interest in her disappearance, has been a friend to many of the people of the Pod Awful Cult. However, a stain has been left on that friendship. Netflix has teamed with Pod Awful to make a documentary, filmed over 3 months, that follows the real-life thriller of an unprecedented skidmark, that may very well have lead to MURDER. Did Ruphio poop his pants? Is he capable of extreme violence? Will the new nickname, Poopio Peeonix, stick? IF YOU HAVE ANY TIPS OR INFORMATION, PLEASE CALL 480-382-9385. THANK YOU.

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Our New TRUE CRIME PODCAST: #FindingLilah: Episode 1

Our dear, beloved Lilah, a beacon of the Pod Awful Cult, has been missing for over a month. Thanks to the backlash against "Missing White Woman Syndrome" in the media, Lilah's friends and family have had an incredibly tough time getting any media to cover her story. Thanks to the true crime podcast "Missing 411" hosted by Samantha Saran and Laura Craftbay-Oneta, her story is finally being told. In an effort to signal boost this case, I've begun my own true crime podcast about Lilah's VANISHING. Particularly focusing in on her boyfriend, friend of the show and incel gamer, Ruphio Pheonix. We have a trove of recordings and text messages between the on-again, off-again lovers that may lead to a clue in her disappearance. Last Lilah was seen, she was headed for Waterville, Maine to be with Ruphio, on the condition that Ruphio got VACCINATED FOR PUSSY. Join us on this journey and help us find our friend. IF YOU HAVE ANY TIPS OR INFORMATION, PLEASE CALL 480-382-9385. THANK YOU.

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