Pod Awful is imagination terrorism that broadcasts LIVE every Sunday and Wednesday at 8pm EST! Host Jesse P-S bullies the internet's weirdest people and darkest corners. Jesse has been arrested LIVE on the show. He was investigated by the secret service. He's taken down notorious pedophiles, prank called celebrities, and went to war with the internet's craziest denizens. This is the only comedy podcast that will actually make you laugh, and you will hate yourself for doing it.

Pod Awful is imagination terrorism that broadcasts LIVE every Sunday and Wednesday at 8pm EST! Host Jesse P-S bullies the internet's weirdest people and darkest corners. Jesse has been arrested LIVE on the show. He was investigated by the secret service. He's taken down notorious pedophiles, prank called celebrities, and went to war with the internet's craziest denizens. This is the only comedy podcast that will actually make you laugh, and you will hate yourself for doing it.

MICAH SHERMAN is here! Jesse tells tales of when he destroyed a monster truck, ruined a pep rally, and attacked his principal with hornets. All to the chagrin of Micah. Plus, shitty phone calls and Micah likes midgets.

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Jesse calls Dad and Breaks Bad. They recount a time when Jesse's cousin got covered head to toe in shit. Also, Jesse tries to set Mary's hair on fire and more.

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MYQ KAPLAN is here! In this season premiere we revel in the good times! Also: Jesus was a rapist, Jesse is a bad person, Dane Cook isn't that bad, Snoop Dogg is now Snoop Lioni and will later be Snoop Idiot, and all the Olympians are fucking children.

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CREATOR OF BREAKING BAD, VINCE GILLIGAN'S MOTHER GAIL GILLIGAN CALLS IN!  Season 3 is over, PREPARE YOURSELF FOR SEASON 4.

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MARY my girlfriend is here! Mary went to the STD clinic. Jesse reads Maya Angelou AIDS poetry. We play "Calling Dad, Breaking Bad" and find out secrets from my Dad's past. I hit Mary right in the fucking face.

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RG DANIELS is here! We have a juicy BLIND ITEM! We start a new segment "Calling Dad, Breaking Bad."  Listener Jarid has me prank call his job at McDonald's. Also, candy talk, and coconuts.

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EXODUS - Episode 349

ERIC LEWIS is here! And then he's not! In a first on Pod Awful, the cohost WALKS OFF THE SHOW! Also, stupid black kids and a follow up to the April Fools Day prank episode!

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This episode was nuts. Just listen to the end, I promise its worth it.

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ERIC SILVER is here! We take bath salts and krokodil, talk to Chris Hardwick and Gilbert Gottfried, write songs about hand jobs, and expose Reggie Watts for the talentless fuck he is. Also, more Creepy Dillin, Youtube celebs, and Fortune Cookie Time™!

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RG DANIELS is here! We get real depressed and talk about suicide, particularly my comedy hero, BUDD DWYER. Then we talk about mopes versus bubbly girls and if cavemen ate rocks.

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SATURDAY SOLO SHOW! I don't know how girl's clothes work, learn to use iTunes, Texting pictures of poop, and a Fiverr Prank Call ends up paying off right at the end!

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MARY my girlfriend is here! Mary just moved in with me, she is a bed wetter, we have Fortune Cookie Time, We have another #SWAGreview, We talk to creepy Dillin. This episode has the WORKS!

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THE ARREST STORY! I was arrested because of the last episode, so go back and hear it if you haven't, then get all the deets in this episode! PLUS: No more of THAT joke, creepy Dillin calls in, and a new game called "Mom or Dad?" This shit is surreal!

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MIKE SAPP is here! I lost my job! Also: My Girls, Lou Bega, Mambo #5, Kurt Loder, ruining one of my favorite jams and much much more!

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EDDIE BRAWLEY is here! Dog walking, Deaf people are assholes, Magic isn't real, Go see movies, No fatties. Also, THE DEBUT OF A BRAND NEW SEGMENT! YOU'LL LOVE IT! Ya gotta share this episode on your Facebook and Twitter! Word of mouth is key! Do it!

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A special prank call video by Jesse P-S and Lorelei Ramirez. Watch LIVE every Monday and Wednesday at 8pm EST! http://podawful.com/tv

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ETHAN STANISLAWSKI is here! Jesse had one of the worst week's of his life and he's fucking pissed. Health, Roommate, Job, and Lady problems! To quote Ice-T, "All these niggas is havin' girl problems." Also, old moms are obsolete, and another prank call!

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SAMMI GARETT is here! MCA is finally dead. Listener Dillin is a freak of nature. Prank calls! Nightmares! Boobs! Taking Molly! Rihanna loves fisting.

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Not a Real Show! Listener Jarid called in after a show and we talked for a crazy long time. He is a child and works at McDonald's so I had to teach him about life so he wouldn't be stupid.

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THE PUZZLEMASTER SHALL SHOW YOU THE TRUE PAIN. Also, listener Duncan was raped and peed on. This show is fucking nuts. Happy Birthday, Michael?

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My nephew is fucking up, Community College is for old, gross housewives, I'm starving, UNIVERSAL RULE: Spoiler Alerts, the Nerdist still sucks.

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FLYING SOLO! Dick Clark is a dead old pervert, Marlon Brando sucked Wally Cox, Ke$ha is stupid, time for another celeb death pool, I never wanna die, Breaking Bad is better than Mad Men, Ted Nugent wants Obama dead, Pod Awful is a cult, I kill an entire religion, body wash is for gays.

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SAMMI GARETT is here! Sammi shares with me her recent online dating horror stories and the worst breakup she's ever had. Also I teach her what a vajanus is.

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ETHAN STANISLAWSKI is here! ATTENTION!!! If this is your first episode, TURN BACK NOW. Go listen to other episodes, fall in love, and then come back. We get attacked by another podcast and the whole first half is a trainwreck. Second half isn't too terrible a show though. Red Bar Radio takeover.

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LAHNA TURNER didn't show up! So I surprise Mary with a phone call, then talk about Trayvon Martin and retards. Good times.

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ADAM HINIKER is here! I update Adam on the situation with Mary and I reveal AN EPIC APRIL FOOL'S DAY PRANK! Also discussed: Jungle Fever, Blendr, charity, fresh prince, Fiverr, My Father, Brazilians, boobs and butts, and Perry Caravello.

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STEPHANIE STREISAND is here! Updates on how it went with my ex-girlfriend. We also give English speaking lessons for foreign listeners, and also STEPHANIE GOES CRAZY AND HOLDS A KNIFE TO MY THROAT.

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MARY MY EX-GIRLFRIEND is here! We divulge secrets, make each other sad, and slowly devolve over this hour and a half long show! And there is a dramatic ending! (Sorry for poor audio toward the end, mic was being a bigger c*nt than Mary.)

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DANNY LOBELL is here! (Also a little doggie. Also My ex-girlfriend. Insert misogynist joke here.) We receive hatemail, anger the transgendered community, play some skits from comedy legend Steve Shaw, and have a fortune cookie.

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NOBODY is here! Jesse slowly goes crazy throughout the episode while talking about being internet famous on Reddit, God, retarded kids, being bad at girls, having a fortune cookie, and getting a call from SuperFan Schwartzica. FERNINGEGGIE!

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JACKIE KASHIAN (Comedy Central, Dork Forest) is here! Jackie reveals her crush for an old, old man and tries to help cure AIDS. Jesse almost gets killed at a haunted house. Both dork out to an embarrassing degree.

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ERIC LEWIS is here! During the build up to the long awaited "Belly Button Story," we talk about Jews, Jesus, and the duties of a godparent. We also design Eric's next tattoo, plan to Eiffel Tower a girl to become closer friends, and solve the mystery of black people and rare meat. AND WE SING!

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BORIS KHAYKIN is here! We discuss everything from love to taxes, killing the president to shrooms, and everything that makes the Ukraine a magical place.

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MARK DOWLING is here! Stop jumping on the Superbowl bandwagon on Facebook, you stupid girls. Also: Men Running, Wheelchairs, Girlfriend Chauffeurs, My Girl, Allergies, Spitting on the Homeless, Crazy Church Lady, High School Rebels, and Bringing Hand Jobs Back!

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ERIC LEWIS is here! We FINALLY tell the story we have been teasing for months, and in the process we burn bridges with everyone we know! Jesse also tells the story of the time he fucked a girl in a science museum. Also talked about: bad haircut, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jews, side boob, girl's can't measure, jerking off with the dog in the room, and Bobcat Goldthwait.

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RG DANIELS is here! We talk about being neighbors and try to decide whether or not I am really the world's worst boyfriend. Also: Anonymous, podcast wars, wittling, scariest states, laziness, and negativity.

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ANDY ROCCO is here! We talk about a great myriad of things including atheism, 9/11, Anonymous, sucking your own dick, beanie babies, alan starzinski, comics, and movies. We are also visited by FUTURE ANDY and bring back SexyTime™!

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EDDIE BRAWLEY is here! We talk about the trials and tribulations of renting apartments, my terrible self inflicted hair cut, and me torturing some dumb Asian woman till she cried. THIS EPISODE HAS A 2+ HOUR BONUS EPISODE WITH PRANK CALLS AND MORE BEING RELEASED LATER THIS WEEK! SUBSCRIBE ON iTUNES TO GET IT!

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NATASHA VAYNBLAT is here! We shape the minds of young people, discuss the sexy rebranding of feminine hygeine products, and call up our sick boyfriend, Eric Lewis.

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JOHN ZACHARY TOWNSEND is here! Dad talk, War on Christmas (MY WEBSITE WAS HACKED!), and more ex-girlfriend bullshit when Mary hijacks the chatroom and calls into the show. Sorry for bad audio, I am sick and had just woke up, and Jazz Town keeps drinking Diet Coke from a two liter.

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ERIC LEWIS IS HERE! We return from our hiatus with a new theme song, a new feed, and a new website. We talk about the black bitch at my work, listener cookies, and have an update on our good buddy The Skeeze. If you love RED BAR RADIO, then you will hate this because you have awful taste!

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New Website, New Shows, New Stories!

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AWFULWEEN! The Fear Facers are here! We scare the shit out of Aaron Carter, prank call an actual ghost hunter, protect a woman on the subway from a creepazoid, and tie up and choke a coworker during sex.

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LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE ALL THE WAY THROUGH NO MATTER WHAT! Josh Luckenbach and Keaton Monger are here! Some Comic Con talk, some Breaking Bad talk, and a whole lot of EVERYTHING IS SHIT when a terrible prank caller calls in. SPOOKY.

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MATT KOFF is here! We wrap up the epic Breakup Trilogy, completely rip into Train Pants, and beatbox about terrorism. Also I yell at some idiot woman in the chatroom. ABAM!

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My cohosts and I conned my way back into Comic Con this year by making a fake episode "Live" from Comic Con last year. Here's that episode!
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BORIS KHAYKIN is here! The DRAMATIC conclusion to last week's cliffhangers! What happened to the Park Slope Rapist Patrol? Did Jesse get back with his ex-girlfriend? Is Train Pants a crumbum? (Yes.)

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EDDIE BRAWLEY is here! Jesse asks Eddie to become a vigilante with him to take down the Park Slope Rapist. Meanwhile, Jesse's Girlfriend calls into the show, VERY ANGRY, to break up with Jesse, and Jesse makes fun of her friend "Train Pants". Also, Eddie does impressions.

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JOHN ZACHARY TOWNSEND is here! I was fired from my shitty job, find out where I worked and what happened! This show is mostly an ADD nightmare. But, hey man, we're Young, Dumb and full of Cum.

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ERIC LEWIS is here! We go in depth about my recent HORRIBLE hospital visit, all the creeps I met there, and how I ALMOST GOT SOMEONE ELSES SURGERY. Also, Eric asks why Joe Stanton quit the show, so I tell him in disgusting detail. PHMHW8RMS93E

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NO ONE is here! So Jesse is left to talk about what ails him (and is killing him swiftly) and then shifts over to Chat Roulette to find new cohosts. In the second half he talks about the Second City Rapist (a guy that told a monologue about possibly raping a woman at a huge improv show.) SPOILER ALERT: Jesse isn't convinced this guy is a rapist. Apologies for the bad sound, this episode is ramshackle as all Hell.

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ERIC LEWIS is here! We tell true life stories of JUSTICE, LOVE, and MURDER! No joke! And Samuel L. Jackson is in there, too! We also chat about dads, and showering with them, and prank call a guy named "Trainwreck Bob".

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After spending most of last week's episode pranking our friend, Nick, he called back...
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MARSHALL STRATTON and JAMES COKER are here! After talking about how the Primetime Lineup is killing my show, we prank call our friend and former guest Nick Mendillo (who wears JNCO's, listens to Blink-182, and has a tattoo of the word "poop" on his leg) for no good reason. Also we discuss insulting nicknames and rednecks.

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This is a rap song I made about the woman that has given millions of nerds boners, Cheetara.
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Eric's aborted podcast, exactly as recorded.
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John Reaves tries to sing a tune for us.
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John Reaves tells us about his experience on the show.
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JOHN REAVES IS HERE! We air our grievances about Brazilians, southern drawls, dangers of ice skating, ball trauma, and dreams where your teeth fall out. We also discuss a Serial Butt Stabber, Santa dying, The Chewbacca Defense, and talk trash about The Nerdist Podcast. STRAWL Y'ALL.

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DAVE WAITE is here! We talk about: tobacco, Jehovah's Witnesses, token white guys, improv versus standup, homeless people, long distance girlfriends, tattoos, bitches, and more!

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EDDIE BRAWLEY IS HERE! We talk about Lesbian Bed Death, Suburbs in NYC, Porn and Racism, My dad's connection to Breaking Bad, the Tommy Westphall Universe, Wes Borland, and more!

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GLEN TICKLE is here! We talk about the difference between "daddy" and "father," invent racial slurs against robots, and con my way back into New York Comic Con.
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The crew improvises a Walmart execs meeting as the department chain's big wigs devise ways to crush female employees' dreams of getting promoted to head cashier. In Chris's absence, the crew pays tribute to the inbred Iacono cult. Danny milks his Tracy Morgan impression for all it's worth while Jesse P-S's Tracy Morgan consistently comes out sounding like John Travolta. The crew delights over the discovery of an anti-Semitic super hero. Jordan shamelessly plugs his stand-up benefit show. And has anyone ever met an old midget? Absurdity, misogyny, and jokes about babies drowning are peppered throughout this hilarious two-hours.
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ERIC SILVER is here! We talk about how Star Wars made English the BEST language in the GALAXY, how shitty New York pizza is, and Eric calls out his on cousin own some REAL bullshit. PEGGY!

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MYQ KAPLAN IS HERE! In this Season 3 premiere, Jesse and Myq bond over their atheism in the first half... and then nearly beat each other to death with baseball bats in the second. Just listen.

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Sorry for starting so late. ; Here's some info before we start with Season 2...
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The FIRST episode! Jesse and Joe cover it all from Green Lantern to Steve Jobs to... other stuff...http://podawful.com

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