PRANK CALLS! "Jerome" just lost his two young daughters, so time to give their flatscreen TVs away for free to losers on Craigslist! These TVs are haunted, by the way. PLUS: A call to a Christian Prayer Hotline that goes INSANE.

MARK LEVY is here!  Brand new game, COIN OF DESTINY, nearly makes Mark cry as he is forced to lie to his friends about something horrifyingly embarrassing. One of those with a HUGE payoff at the end, with a lot of crazy in between. #HashtagsAreDead

ERIC LEWIS is here! Pod Awful is now on Adult Swim! Eric plays "blind soccer" with Japanese kids, brand new toon called "Badass Grampa," new segment: Does Jesse Like It? #PodAwfulOnAdultSwim

MARSHALL STRATTON is here! Marshall is a feminist hero. Brand new Pod Awful character! Brand new video with an ugly girl! Happy birthday, Robster! #TellAGirlShesUgly

ERIC LEWIS is here! Smell yo dick, 107 year old man dies in a shootout with the police, Eric's grandpa is the HNIC, Two brand new CARTOONS! #TellAGirlShesUgly

ERIC LEWIS is here! Eric's wedding was nearly ruined by my kidney stones, we know the biggest pussy in the world, and Eric gives his "movie reviews." Bonus show, be nice.

DANNY LOBELL and KYLIE JANE WAKEFIELD are here! Very serious predictions are made, Jesse is getting the worst surgery ever, and how Breaking Bad WILL END. #BreakfastSyria

WILL AND BOBBY are here! Dan Aykroyd is sexually attracted to ghosts. The voice of the Mario Bros. is a sad old man. Reddit is stupid. Daddy is losing his dick. Stand up jokes. #PeeBag4Life

IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST EPISODE: Go listen to another one. This isnt for you! May I recommend the one where I interview Andrew WK? (405) Or the one with the crazy psychic prank calls? (505) Or the one where someone pays me to talk like a mammy? (605) This episode: Jesse got stabbed IN THE DICK.

PJ and JENNI are here! PJ and Jenni are old friends of mine from Virginia and we get into some funny stories from the old days. Plus: learn the secret of LYMAN. Who is LYMAN? Where did LYMAN go? #TooSoon