Season's greetings. 

NICOLE CONLAN is  here! Nicole is measuring dicks. Swedish Brony, Sticky Hooves, calls in and helps spread #FamilyDay awareness. Jesse wants to have sex. Matt was on a rival podcast acting like a bigshot. PLUS: VERY important info about the best content EVER. And checkin' in with these streets.

Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcGQvKzwUj8

ABBI CRUTCHFIELD is here! We kick off the show right away with an interview with a con artist named Tom Paladino who claims he can heal with light bulbs. Matt and Jesse make fun of Tristan Starchild performing for pimp, Bishop Don Magic Juan. Plus a new Man On The Street video and a call with Tay, the girl who thinks Jesse is psychic.

5TH ANNIVERSARY SHOW! MATT HERRINGTON is here! Jesse invented a new holiday with a deranged character named FAMILY MAN. A 17-year-old girl thinks Jesse is a psychic, and the craziest prank call ever happens. PLUS: new Man on the Street video, a prank call to a Reverend, and MORE!

FULL VIDEO VERSION: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ_-ly1Pxp8

MAN ON THE STREET VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaYozT1kZYg

IAN AND JENN 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX1jghaUgT4

MATT HERRINGTON is here! Reddit is full of lonely creeps. We spend a long time pranking another lonely creep from Craigslist with Chris Wilding. It turns out Matt is a secret lothario, and keeps a list of every girl he has sex with. Chris and Jesse make a big announcement.

Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsS07kGKsyw

AALAP PATEL is here! Some fat Social Justice Warrior took pictures of herself to try to stir up some fatty fat controversy. Jesse thinks its all a lie. Bill Cosby had a terribly awkward interview about being a rapist. Brand new Man on the Street video bit! Aalap's friend ruins the show.

Video Version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8DrbqFZmNg

Man On The Street Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=222A9qLJ15k

BONUS SOLO SHOWLO! TWO, count 'em, TWO brand new Tristan Starchild tracks kick off this episode, one featuring Taylor Swift. Then some hilarious prank calls using Erotic Goonies Fan Fiction. Then an amazing EVIL STICK.  Yeah, you read that right.

DANNY HATCH is here! Jesse quit his job and then somehow got fired from it anyway. Maybe. So Danny is nice enough to become Jesse's HUMAN TOPLESS RÉSUMÉ with the help of a few magic markers. Plus Jesse had sex. And things get emo.

ANDY BECKERMAN is here... yeesh. This one's a doozy. Jesse has a story about getting kicked off of Facebook, but Andy never lets it happen. Instead he INFURIATES fans, and they call in to vote him off the show. SUPER AWKWARD.

AWFULWEEN! AKEEM WILLACY is here! In this Halloween haunted extravaganza we interview the director of the Satanic Temple of San Antonio, get spook advice from the Illinois Ghost Hunters, and a visit from the Puzzlemaster leaves Akeem flabbergasted!