Sun, 28 December 2014
Mon, 22 December 2014
NICOLE CONLAN is here! Nicole is measuring dicks. Swedish Brony, Sticky Hooves, calls in and helps spread #FamilyDay awareness. Jesse wants to have sex. Matt was on a rival podcast acting like a bigshot. PLUS: VERY important info about the best content EVER. And checkin' in with these streets.
Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcGQvKzwUj8
Mon, 15 December 2014
Hustle & Glow w/ Abbi Crutchfield - Ep. 821 (SCALAR ENERGY, CON ARTIST, TRISTAN STARCHILD, BISHOP DON MAGIC JUAN)
ABBI CRUTCHFIELD is here! We kick off the show right away with an interview with a con artist named Tom Paladino who claims he can heal with light bulbs. Matt and Jesse make fun of Tristan Starchild performing for pimp, Bishop Don Magic Juan. Plus a new Man On The Street video and a call with Tay, the girl who thinks Jesse is psychic.
Mon, 8 December 2014
5TH ANNIVERSARY SHOW! MATT HERRINGTON is here! Jesse invented a new holiday with a deranged character named FAMILY MAN. A 17-year-old girl thinks Jesse is a psychic, and the craziest prank call ever happens. PLUS: new Man on the Street video, a prank call to a Reverend, and MORE!
FULL VIDEO VERSION: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ_-ly1Pxp8
MAN ON THE STREET VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaYozT1kZYg
IAN AND JENN 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX1jghaUgT4
Mon, 24 November 2014
MATT HERRINGTON is here! Reddit is full of lonely creeps. We spend a long time pranking another lonely creep from Craigslist with Chris Wilding. It turns out Matt is a secret lothario, and keeps a list of every girl he has sex with. Chris and Jesse make a big announcement.
Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsS07kGKsyw
Tue, 18 November 2014
AALAP PATEL is here! Some fat Social Justice Warrior took pictures of herself to try to stir up some fatty fat controversy. Jesse thinks its all a lie. Bill Cosby had a terribly awkward interview about being a rapist. Brand new Man on the Street video bit! Aalap's friend ruins the show.
Video Version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8DrbqFZmNg
Man On The Street Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=222A9qLJ15k
Mon, 17 November 2014
BONUS SOLO SHOWLO! TWO, count 'em, TWO brand new Tristan Starchild tracks kick off this episode, one featuring Taylor Swift. Then some hilarious prank calls using Erotic Goonies Fan Fiction. Then an amazing EVIL STICK. Yeah, you read that right.
Mon, 10 November 2014
DANNY HATCH is here! Jesse quit his job and then somehow got fired from it anyway. Maybe. So Danny is nice enough to become Jesse's HUMAN TOPLESS RÉSUMÉ with the help of a few magic markers. Plus Jesse had sex. And things get emo.
Mon, 3 November 2014
ANDY BECKERMAN is here... yeesh. This one's a doozy. Jesse has a story about getting kicked off of Facebook, but Andy never lets it happen. Instead he INFURIATES fans, and they call in to vote him off the show. SUPER AWKWARD.
Sun, 26 October 2014
AWFULWEEN! AKEEM WILLACY is here! In this Halloween haunted extravaganza we interview the director of the Satanic Temple of San Antonio, get spook advice from the Illinois Ghost Hunters, and a visit from the Puzzlemaster leaves Akeem flabbergasted!
Sun, 19 October 2014
SOLO SHOWLO! Jesse's co-worker AKEEM was supposed to show up but didn't for stereotypical reasons. Huge apologies, this show is a mess. Jesse reads an application Akeem submitted to McDonald's, introduces everyone to TONETTA, and talks interracial porn.
Wed, 15 October 2014
NICOLE CONLAN is here! Weirdo Bonus Tuesday show. Jam-packed with a teen who lost his virginity to his mom's corpse, a pube bandit, and new Surveilance Camera Man! Don't miss the video only bonus show on our Youtube!
Mon, 13 October 2014
PRANK CALLS: Craigslist Roulette of Doom w/ Matt Herrington - Ep. 811 (PRANK CALLS, CRAIGSLIST, WEIRD, WTF, GAME SHOW)
MATT HERRINGTON is here. WOW. Matt is a listener-turned-cohost, and he may SERIOUSLY be a serial killer out to get me. We play CRAIGSLIST ROULETTE and make with the prank calls.
What are New Yorkers willing to do for free stuff like a painting of Jesus? Or chrome rims? Or New York Rangers tickets? Which is the winning call? And does Matt murder and eat Jesse when the show is done?
Mon, 6 October 2014
FRANK HEJL is here! Since it is October, and Frank is a huge Ghostbusters fan, Jesse decided to share some of the best EROTIC GHOSTBUSTERS FAN FICTION he could find from the net. Later, they learn about new jerk off glove.
Find out what happens when you cross Ghostbusters with Transformers (and maybe... the X-Men?) add a bad porn script, and a dash of "this was probably written by a foreigner."
Mon, 29 September 2014
MARK LEVY is here! Jesse has found the funniest website online, and it is sure to make Mark cringe, it's called TACOJOHNSCALLEDMEAGAYTARD.COM, and Jesse submitted something HILARIOUS to it. Did they take his AWFUL submission?
This episode experienced some technical difficulties, but we were nice enough to cut them out for you, kiddies. Sit tight, because the payoff in this episode was worth the wait!
Mon, 22 September 2014
Bad Impression w/ Andy & Ramsey from Snap Impression - Ep. 808 (FREESTYLE, RAP, SNL, PETE HOLMES, IMITATION GAME)
ANDY BECKERMAN and RAMSEY ESS are here! Andy and Ramsey host a show about impressions called "Snap Impression" so Jesse decides to test himself and the guys on how good their impressions are. Including ones of TRISTAN STARCHILD and FRAN CAPO. Plus the worst musician of all time, and freestyles.
Andy and Ramsey ran super late getting to the studio, so Jesse terrorizes them by keeping them on the show WAY TOO LONG and forcing them to freestyle rap.
Sun, 14 September 2014
TEENZ CHOICEZ AWARDZ 2014'z (FOR TEENS) - Ep. 807 (TJ LANE, CHERRIES WAFFLES TENNIS, JESUS CHRIST, TRISTAN STARCHILD)
TEENZ CHOICEZ AWARDZ 2014'z! Your favorite host, DJ Jizzy Piss hosts the only award show for Teenz just staight KILLING IT. Literally, one of these teenagers killed people. And another tried to have sex with a Jesus statue.
This one is for TEEN GIRLZ ONLY! Help vote for your favorite teen! Will it be the girl who's name is just a random assortment of words? Or an actual school shooter who escaped prison? #HASHTAGZ4TEENZ #2014forTEENS
Mon, 8 September 2014
MYQ KAPLAN is here! Jesse was nominated to do the "Ice Bucket Challenge." So instead he is a horrible person, of course. Myq and Jesse teach an actual child to be a better kid, or burn in Hell forever.
Wed, 3 September 2014
MATT BACA is here! Behold, THE FAPPENING is upon us. Tons of celebs including Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton had their nude photos leaked online and the internet is in an uproar over it. Jesse and Matt battle it out over the moral implications, and Jesse mocks their disgusting bodies.
Mon, 1 September 2014
ANNA DREZEN is here! Geoffrey is tired of the phoniness of these ALS Ice Bucket Challenges, so he decides to pop quiz someone who did it, but what happens next was never expected. Plus Anna learns of the terror that is TRISTAN STARCHILD.
As an added bonus, we take a look at "Ladies and Gentlemen Troy's" own Ice Bucket Challenge and discover he may be a total stalker. Also, Geoffrey wants to be gay. #GeoffreyIsAGayGuy
Wed, 27 August 2014
BONUS SHOW! This is a fan sponsored bonus show. Jesse follows up on Monday's show by revealing his actual, 100% real obituary that was posted online by a New Jersey funeral home. Later, a fan pays jesse to make a revenge prank call.
Want to make your own bonus show happen? Donate $10 to http://podawful.com/donate
Mon, 25 August 2014
SOLO SHOWLO. Last week Jesse decided he has been a monster for far too long, so it is time to put "Evil Jesse" to rest and have a funeral service for him. Jesse prank calls some funeral homes to see if they will let him bury himself. #BeNice
Along the way, Jesse finds out he can get an obituary online for free, so he tries to set that up. Does he succeed? Can the villain side of his personality really Rest In Peace? And Who is "Geoffrey"? Find out all this and more on the show!
Mon, 25 August 2014
This is last week's preshow with guest Nicole Conlan. There was no new live show this Sunday, but instead we will be doing a week of shows. A new live show every day this week, more details in the podcast.
Mon, 18 August 2014
NICOLE CONLAN is here! Robin Williams died, yeah, I know you know. Jesse and Nicole talk about the time Mrs. Doubtfire himself jacked off on them. Then Jesse decides to become "nice," after playing a prank call that makes a crackhead cry.
Nicole helps Jesse plan his funeral, which may be the spookiest event of the century. Plus, a lot of suicide talk, so get ready for feeling depressed.
Mon, 11 August 2014
SEASON PREMIERE! LISTENER HAB is here! Jesse is totally fed up with Time Warner Cable and calls them on air to cancel service. It takes nearly the WHOLE show for them to do it! Plus, a man from Haiti is friends with a demon.
When dealing with a TERRIBLE company like Time Warner, it is nice to have a black GENTLEMAN like Hab nearby.
Sun, 27 July 2014
SOLO SHOWLO! On this episode, Jesse does the MEANEST, CRUELEST prank call ever, by convincing a homeless stranger he has a job for him. Later, he wraps up the controversy with Domino's Pizza.
Imagine being desperate for a job, and getting the call, only for it to turn out to be a HORRIBLE prank. Plus, a call from Swedish Brony weirdo, Sticky Hooves, that sends Jesse into a rage, and an extremely real and depressing segment on Jesse's mental health.
Mon, 21 July 2014
MATT BACA is here! PIZZA PARTY! Matt and Jesse order a ridiculous amount of pizza to show how terrible Jesse's local Domino's Pizza is. The results are SHOCKING. Plus, we call the PRESIDENT OF PIZZA.
Have you ever, in the history of ever, ordered a pizza, had it come BURNED, and then get told by the pizza shop that it is YOUR FAULT!?
Mon, 14 July 2014
ERIC LEWIS is here! Jesse presents Eric with some exciting new news about OLD MARY, Jesse's horrible ex-girlfriend who left him on Christmas! Eric introduces Jesse to a new trend called "COLOSTOMY MODELS."
In a bit of a surprise, our favorite simpleton redneck listener, TROY, calls in and gets a surprise of his own! A "female fan" who wants to meet him!
Thu, 10 July 2014
Swedish Brony listener, Sticky Hooves has created his own pilot for a podcast on our network, the Pod Awful Channel. This is not your typical episode of Pod Awful. This was done completely by a mentally disturbed, infantile, depraved, horse lover. If you love My Little Pony, The Swedish Chef, or gratuitous sex, this is for you.
Tonight at 8pm EST we will be doing a live, full BONUS SHOW with commentary on this pilot episode. I will be joined by Chris Wilding of the Bi-Quarterly Women's Social Club. http://podawful.tv
Sun, 6 July 2014
ALEX FOSSELLA is here! A huge amount of fallout from our ASMR episode leads Jesse to some more ranting. Alex has a friend of his who believes in ASMR call in and get berated, leading to an END OF THEIR FRIENDSHIP.
Jesse wraps up the Mary Two girlfriend saga, prank calls a twink porn studio, and deals with the horrible awkward moment of leading a friendship to its demise.
Mon, 30 June 2014
A SURPRISE ANNOUNCEMENT. We follow up on the episode about my ex-girlfriend, FULL DISCLOSURE, with a surprising and upsetting announcement. Plus we delve into the creepy world of ASMR, and the role playing videos that come with it.
Can we induce the spine tingling feeling in our listeners that this phenomenon purports to induce? Or do we just end up making fun of some gross idiot girl with big teeth? Find out!
Tue, 24 June 2014
CRAIGSLIST ROULETTE prank calls! We posted three fake ads to the free section of Craigslist and pranked everyone who called in. The twist? The ads were suggested by listeners and the one with the most calls wins!
Hilarity ensues when a child puts Jesse on the phone with their mom who only speaks Spanish, a man refuses to take a dog that is missing legs, and a woman agrees to wait for a helicopter on the roof of a building!
Mon, 16 June 2014
HAPPY DADDY'S DAY! MY DAD is here! My father, who was born in 1945, shares amazingly hilarious stories about what it was like when he was a kid, and how racist the world was. Also, Casey Kasem is a dead skull man.
Sun, 15 June 2014
THE LATE PROGRUM! Our guest is KEITH MACKLER of the band JUDAS BOOTH. Judas Booth performs, and we also get a visit from a strange doctor.
Sun, 15 June 2014
THE LATE PROGRUM! Our guest is Animal-Expert-To-The-Stars, ANDY BECKERMAN. Jesse tries to learn about animals despite the fact that Andy's knowledge is suspect.
Sat, 14 June 2014
THE LATE PROGRUM! Our guest is comedian ALEX FOSSELLA, we tell jokes and take some from the internet. A kid calls in to submit jokes, and we get him in trouble with his dad.
Wed, 11 June 2014
THE LATE PROGRUM! Our guest is SKIPPY JESSOP, a 36-year-old Mormon virgin. Plus: jokes and a TOP 3 list.
Mon, 9 June 2014
SUPER LONG SOLO SHOWLO. The Girlfriend Situation. This is it, all the gory details. Plus the results of our new cohost contest. It all ends with a SHOCKING TWIST phone call from someone who met my ex LAST NIGHT.
This episode is a true epic. Things start off safe while Jesse discusses the ins and outs of pranking people to their face, they get depressing when he reveals the awful truth of his year-long relationship, and a listener calls in with new information that CHANGES EVERYTHING.
Mon, 2 June 2014
FRANK CAPRA is here! Frank is the GUINNESS WORLD RECORD HOLDER for fastest talking woman alive! Things start off well, but when we open the phonelines it starts to go down hill. Then Frank walks out on the show because of a prank call.
We are joined by Frank's son, Spencer, who is making some sort of sex app, we get prank called by racists, and we accidentally call the police, forcing Frank and her son to walk out on the show leaving Jesse alone.
Mon, 26 May 2014
AKEEM WILLACY is here! Akeem auditions for the part of co-host. We discover Akeem just may be on the "downlow." Things get racist and misogynistic as we rate women on a scale of 1-10 and rap battle.
We play a rap video by Nick Leyva to prove he is gay, listeners accuse Akeem of liking dudes, and we find out Jay-Z is actually gay too. This is the most homophobic episode ever. MO DOLLAZ MO BITCHEZ.
Sun, 18 May 2014
BRANDON GILLESPIE and ALEX FOSSELLA are here! Brandon responded to an ad on Craigslist for a job as a radio co-host, and he is being pitted against Alex for the gig. An INSANE prank call happens that makes Brandon's friends HATE HIM.
Things start off very awkward when Brandon and Alex get needlessly racist, Brandon nearly makes Jesse cry talking about his dead co-host, and the guys all share their craziest sex stories. So who wins the title of NEW PERMANENT CO-HOST? Listen all the way through and find out!
Sun, 11 May 2014
MARK LEVY is here! After a hilarious prank call to Hot Pockets, Mark auditions for the position of PERMANENT COHOST! Jesse puts Mark through a terrible gauntlet of tests.
Mark is forced to drink beer, renounce his faith, and listen to audio of children DYING. Does he do it? Does he make the grade? Only one way to find out!
Sun, 4 May 2014
MARK BISI AND GREGG DANIELS are here! This is one you have to listen all the way to the end for! We play a rousing game of COIN OF DESTINY that takes a turn for the absolute WEIRD when Mark refuses to do the bit.
Jesse forces mark to eat a chunk of rotting cheese, and after attempting to get the show back on track, he is forced to ask Mark to leave the studio. What follows is the most AWKWARD thing that has EVER happened on Pod Awful. You won't believe your ears.
Sun, 27 April 2014
ERIC LEWIS is here! Eric is way too drunk and I have a totally new studio setup, so this show quickly becomes a disaster. We talk about our creepy, monster-like, home-town reporter, Mark Holmberg, and actually manage to get him on the phone!
Mon, 21 April 2014
MATT BACA is here! On this special Easter/ Hitler's Birthday episode we read off the 5 most racist comments on a World Star Hip Hop video, discover that black people are happier than white people, and get a video from Solo The Cholo!
Sun, 13 April 2014
Grampthropology w/ Myq Kaplan - Ep. 714 (PRANK CALLS, TROLLS, CRAIGSLIST, CAPTAIN AMERICA, TRISTAN STARCHILD)
MYQ KAPLAN is here! Jesse has been trolled all week, played at his own game! Craigslist callers! He received a VERY disturbing set of emails from someone looking for a bike. He and Myq also call DARK GABLE to set up a rap battle with Tristan Starchild and something AMAZING HAPPENS!
Sun, 6 April 2014
PRANKSTRAVAGANZA! Our amazing April Fool's day prank call show. We play Craigslist Roulette, where we post three fake ads to the Free Section on Craigslist and troll the morons who call in. And one of our live viewers wins a prize!
Twink calling, ghost hauntings, and one of the most hilarious surprises, they all lead to some of our funniest pranks ever!
Sun, 6 April 2014
BOBBY PICKLES and MARTINI are here! Bobby and Martini are screen printers and so Jesse reminisces about his days screen printing and his old man-child boss.
Later in the show we discuss the fallout from our Prank Call Special, the greatest prank Jesse ever pulled, and we cover top to bottom the latest pile of garbage from white rapper Tristan Starchild. He's on to us!
Sun, 30 March 2014
MYKA FOX is here! Dave Kasten thought it'd be a good idea to "surprise" Myka by showing up, even though they don't like each other. Things get HORRIBLY AWKWARD when Myka brings up something awful from Dave's past.
We also talk about the Colbert Controversy, we go over our big "High School Reunion Prank," and Jesse has a theory about black people's hands.
This show is dedicated to all the dead kids from high school. Even the fake one.
Sun, 23 March 2014
ERIK BERGSTROM is here! Jesse Introduces Erik and Wacky Yackie to the weird little boy who used to call in to the show, CREEPY DILLIN! That's right, he's back and weirder than ever! If you've never heard Creepy Dillin, don't miss this!
Mon, 17 March 2014
DAVE KASTEN is here! In an attempt to interview some weirdo schizophrenic "comedian" we found on Youtube, we get a barrage of trolling losers in our chatroom which leads to Jesse calling them all out for not being the tough guys they thought they were.
Mon, 10 March 2014
SUPER FREESTYLE BROS. w/ Will & Bobby - Ep. 709 (SUPER MARIO, PRANK CALLS, TRISTAN STARCHILD, FREESTYLE RAP BATTLE)
WILL AND BOBBY are here! A great conversation about the insanity of the Super Mario games kicks off the show, we then prank call a psychic and a painter who left his flier in Jesse's mailbox. We go over Tristan Starchild's new talk show and it all ends in an AMAZING freestyle rap battle!
Mon, 3 March 2014
JOSH GONDELMAN is here! We say fuck the Oscars and instead talk about porn and girlfriends. Jesse also went to Harlem to talk to black people about the new Fantastic Four movie. Also, gentrification is bullshit.
Wed, 26 February 2014
MICAH SHERMAN is here! Things get wacky as Jesse tries his best to talk about "adult topics." Micah makes it hard for Jesse to figure out what his new job should be. Definitely check out the video version!
Sun, 23 February 2014
JUSTY DODGE is here! Justy was a Wiccan. Jesse calls three Chinese restaurants with complaints and gets a HUGE surprise. Girls like to get hit. Technical difficulties abound in our new studio setup. Thanks to Matt Baca for music.
Mon, 17 February 2014
ERIC LEWIS BONUS SHOW MATERIAL- Jesse Shows Eric his pee pee scars, and then they sing a song.
Sun, 16 February 2014
ERIC LEWIS is here! JESSE GOT DUMPED ON VALENTINE'S DAY. He tells the entire story that involves depression, lies, and a sex tape. Eric also reveals a time when one of Jesse's exes tried to sleep with him. This was a really tough one to get through, and it gets very emotional.
Wed, 12 February 2014
ALEX FOSSELLA is here! PART TWO of Black Misery Month. We continue on trolling rappers by talking to a 17-year-old named MAD Squabblz, and teaching him how to "talk on the radio." Things get super racist when a "caller," claiming to be black, starts throwing around the n-word. Also, some classic "Twink Calling."
Sun, 9 February 2014
ALEX FOSSELLA is here! Some Craigslist prank calls start off our show. We then trick a wannabe rapper into thinking he's on the real radio, and he has won tickets to see Kanye West. PART 1 of 2! Part 2 will be released on Wednesday.
Wed, 5 February 2014
BORIS KHAYKIN is here! Jesse's antithetical friend, Boris, stops by on a special Wednesday show to psychoanalyze Jesse for the social pariah he fears he has become. They also do some jokes from Twitter and Boris reveals that he caused a friend's divorce.
Sun, 2 February 2014
DAVE KASTEN is here! We all mourn the loss of Philip Seymour Hoffman as Wacky Yackie returns fresh from a CAR WRECK! Jesse then, rather poorly timed, blames her for wasting Dr Peppers on the show. David learns about Macklemore. Frankie MacDonald is our retarded dance slave.
Mon, 27 January 2014
JON HEFFLEY is here! SEASON 7 kicks off with an extremely cringe-worthy show. Jon's dad and girlfriend call in, which leads to a VERY embarrassing fact about Jon being revealed. Also, his views on God being a dream, Ancient Aliens being real, and "facts" about the 9/11 Conspiracy.
It all ends with a call from God himself and a prank call to a prayer hotline. You will not believe the insanity that is Jon Heffley.
Thu, 23 January 2014
CRAIGSLIST ROULETTE! Prank calls galore, and some of the best bits yet! A Spanish guitarist wants his kid humiliated, a woman will pay food stamps for her puppy, and a music lover wants Rhythm by Sound Machine. Also, Jesse gets scolded by a woman for teaching a kid about beastiality.
Tue, 21 January 2014
My favorite episode from last season. Enjoy it again or for the first time!
Fri, 17 January 2014
Thanks to everyone who got us in the top 100 on iTunes. Season 7 starts soon. I'm in Colorado!
Mon, 13 January 2014
SASHEER ZAMATA from SNL. A classic episode! Sasheer, Nicole Byer, and Keisha Zollar join me to discuss mysteries in a fabulous Black History Month episode. Subscribe on iTunes!
Mon, 13 January 2014
ALEX FOSSELLA is here! REDDIT WAR! Our podcast network's Facebook group went to war with the Podcasts Subreddit and it quickly became a heist movie. We had a ragtag team, we had a plan, and we had... A MOLE! We find out who the mole is and he CALLS IN TO THE SHOW!
Mon, 6 January 2014
MATT BACA is here! OK Cupid Stinks. Man with two penises on Reddit. Tristan Starchild's terrbile new song leads to some Chinese Food pranks calls. Wacky Yackie is a girl on the internet.