AKEEM WILLACY is here! Akeem auditions for the part of co-host. We discover Akeem just may be on the "downlow." Things get racist and misogynistic as we rate women on a scale of 1-10 and rap battle.

We play a rap video by Nick Leyva to prove he is gay, listeners accuse Akeem of liking dudes, and we find out Jay-Z is actually gay too. This is the most homophobic episode ever. MO DOLLAZ MO BITCHEZ.

BRANDON GILLESPIE and ALEX FOSSELLA are here! Brandon responded to an ad on Craigslist for a job as a radio co-host, and he is being pitted against Alex for the gig. An INSANE prank call happens that makes Brandon's friends HATE HIM.

Things start off very awkward when Brandon and Alex get needlessly racist, Brandon nearly makes Jesse cry talking about his dead co-host, and the guys all share their craziest sex stories. So who wins the title of NEW PERMANENT CO-HOST? Listen all the way through and find out!

MARK LEVY is here! After a hilarious prank call to Hot Pockets, Mark auditions for the position of PERMANENT COHOST! Jesse puts Mark through a terrible gauntlet of tests.

Mark is forced to drink beer, renounce his faith, and listen to audio of children DYING. Does he do it? Does he make the grade? Only one way to find out!

MARK BISI AND GREGG DANIELS are here! This is one you have to listen all the way to the end for! We play a rousing game of COIN OF DESTINY that takes a turn for the absolute WEIRD when Mark refuses to do the bit.

Jesse forces mark to eat a chunk of rotting cheese, and after attempting to get the show back on track, he is forced to ask Mark to leave the studio. What follows is the most AWKWARD thing that has EVER happened on Pod Awful. You won't believe your ears.