PODAWFUL™ is a hot beef, Inkjet Injektion of information superhighway new-age sewage. It's a crossover event between the internet & reality. Graffiti on the brick wall of a dark digital alleyway. A cyber AR-15 you stick inside your gaping mouth and pull the trigger to feel HAPPY. An act of Modem Warfare against a Plastic Modern Hell Culture. PODAWFUL™ is Internet Television. A true CULT COMEDY filled with criminal sociopath henchmen who value laughs more than life. SICK FREAKS, lab-grown to never touch grass. An INFOWARP, PROJECT JKULTRA, Asbestos Simulator powered by crime. A Hi-Tek/Lowbrow, mentally-ill pseudo-cyber-nostalgia where the stench of hyper-current network solutions meets the DARK FUTURE®. PODAWFUL™ is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S. (H2BH) PODAWFUL WILL SOLVE WORLD COMEDY.

PODAWFUL™ is a hot beef, Inkjet Injektion of information superhighway new-age sewage. It's a crossover event between the internet & reality. Graffiti on the brick wall of a dark digital alleyway. A cyber AR-15 you stick inside your gaping mouth and pull the trigger to feel HAPPY. An act of Modem Warfare against a Plastic Modern Hell Culture. PODAWFUL™ is Internet Television. A true CULT COMEDY filled with criminal sociopath henchmen who value laughs more than life. SICK FREAKS, lab-grown to never touch grass. An INFOWARP, PROJECT JKULTRA, Asbestos Simulator powered by crime. A Hi-Tek/Lowbrow, mentally-ill pseudo-cyber-nostalgia where the stench of hyper-current network solutions meets the DARK FUTURE®. PODAWFUL™ is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S. (H2BH) PODAWFUL WILL SOLVE WORLD COMEDY.

HURRICANE MARATHON SHOW! Jeff Rubin and Streeter Seidell of CollegeHumor and Andy Beckerman and Mark Bisi of Wrestling Team and Beginnings. Donete here: http://podawful.com/redcross

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:13pm EDT
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HURRICANE MARATHON SHOW! Myq Kaplan, Abbi Crutchfield, Luke Thayer, Boris Kaykin. Donete here: http://podawful.com/redcross

Direct download: Pod_Awful_Marathon_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:03pm EDT
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KRISTEN LUCAS is here! Things get oddly scientific as we talk about dinosaurs and animal genitalia. We also discuss the differences between the sexes. MAKE SURE TO TUNE IN THIS SATURDAY, NOV 17TH AT 5PM FOR OUR HUGE MARATHON SHOW!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:41am EDT
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ETHAN STANISLAWSKI is here! Voting is stupid. Ethan joins the Wu-Tang Clan. Top 5 Batmen. More terrible roommate talk.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:05am EDT
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ATTENTION NEW LISTENERS! (and old) Definitely check this episode out for info!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:19pm EDT
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SAMMI GARETT is here! I finally find out what the girls in elementary school were learning about while the boys learned about wangs. (Turns out, its blood). Also, listener Alex and Sammi bring everything to a spectacular, musical conclusion.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:07am EDT
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BORIS KHAYKIN is here! We stop being a comedy show and start getting real. Then we talk about silly news stories like the Hulk Hogan sex tape. This show sucks.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:19am EDT
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JEN REMAURO is here! Obituaries and death, vaudeville comedy, pooping, and giving birth on tv. Its a weird one.

Direct download: Pod_Awful_413.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:42pm EDT
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MARY is here. THIS IS THE ROOMMATE EPISODE. For the past 9 months I have had the world's worst roommate, hear all about the epic tale.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:44pm EDT
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RG DANIELS is here! Amazing prank calls, Green Day sucks, the 17 stages of depression, Dick Clark is an old dead pervert, beatboxing, and things get pyschedelic as shit.

Direct download: Pod_Awful_411.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:18am EDT
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MICAH SHERMAN is here! Micah wins the Dr. Pepper prize patrol and I talk about my day in court! I might be in jail right now!

Direct download: Pod_Awful_410.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:22am EDT
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JULIAN KROSS is here! We plan the next 9/11, discover Brazilian Fart Porn, and Jesse gives his philosophy on why nothing matters, and why you should start stealing.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:26am EDT
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DANNY LOBELL is here! I auditioned for Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, find out if I made it on! Plus: Australian racist party and weird news.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:09pm EDT
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ITS A FUCKING PARTY! It was labor day and a bunch of my cohosts came over, got drunk and talked into my mics. Also, we interviewed some crazy bitch who smoked crack!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:41am EDT
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ERIC LEWIS is here! Eric and I go on a tirade about tipping, My dad talks about how he hates Eric, and we prank call a guy who orders pizza from a gay bar. Weird!

Direct download: Pod_Awful_406.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:23pm EDT
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ANDREW WK IS HERE! FUCK YEAH! Jesse pour Sriracha up his nose to recreate Andrew's famous album cover "I Get Wet". Andrew Answers phone calls from fans! This show was amazing!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:58am EDT
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ADAM and VANCE of EARCANDY are here! We talk about the patented "reverse stranger," Vance tells us about his dead brother who overdosed on heroin, I call my Dad and embarass him (NO BREAKING BAD SPOILERS!) and we talk about redheads and boobs.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:05am EDT
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ERIC SILVER is here! We take bath salts and krokodil, talk to Chris Hardwick and Gilbert Gottfried, write songs about hand jobs, and expose Reggie Watts for the talentless fuck he is. Also, more Creepy Dillin, Youtube celebs, and Fortune Cookie Time™!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:21am EDT
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RG DANIELS is here! We get real depressed and talk about suicide, particularly my comedy hero, BUDD DWYER. Then we talk about mopes versus bubbly girls and if cavemen ate rocks.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:33am EDT
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SATURDAY SOLO SHOW! I don't know how girl's clothes work, learn to use iTunes, Texting pictures of poop, and a Fiverr Prank Call ends up paying off right at the end!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:23pm EDT
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SAMMI GARETT is here! MCA is finally dead. Listener Dillin is a freak of nature. Prank calls! Nightmares! Boobs! Taking Molly! Rihanna loves fisting.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:45pm EDT
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JACKIE KASHIAN (Comedy Central, Dork Forest) is here! Jackie reveals her crush for an old, old man and tries to help cure AIDS. Jesse almost gets killed at a haunted house. Both dork out to an embarrassing degree.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:36am EDT
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New Website, New Shows, New Stories!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:06pm EDT
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AWFULWEEN! The Fear Facers are here! We scare the shit out of Aaron Carter, prank call an actual ghost hunter, protect a woman on the subway from a creepazoid, and tie up and choke a coworker during sex.

Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:37pm EDT
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LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE ALL THE WAY THROUGH NO MATTER WHAT! Josh Luckenbach and Keaton Monger are here! Some Comic Con talk, some Breaking Bad talk, and a whole lot of EVERYTHING IS SHIT when a terrible prank caller calls in. SPOOKY.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:04pm EDT
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MATT KOFF is here! We wrap up the epic Breakup Trilogy, completely rip into Train Pants, and beatbox about terrorism. Also I yell at some idiot woman in the chatroom. ABAM!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:06am EDT
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My cohosts and I conned my way back into Comic Con this year by making a fake episode "Live" from Comic Con last year. Here's that episode!
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:56am EDT
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BORIS KHAYKIN is here! The DRAMATIC conclusion to last week's cliffhangers! What happened to the Park Slope Rapist Patrol? Did Jesse get back with his ex-girlfriend? Is Train Pants a crumbum? (Yes.)

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:04am EDT
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EDDIE BRAWLEY is here! Jesse asks Eddie to become a vigilante with him to take down the Park Slope Rapist. Meanwhile, Jesse's Girlfriend calls into the show, VERY ANGRY, to break up with Jesse, and Jesse makes fun of her friend "Train Pants". Also, Eddie does impressions.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:09am EDT
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JOHN ZACHARY TOWNSEND is here! I was fired from my shitty job, find out where I worked and what happened! This show is mostly an ADD nightmare. But, hey man, we're Young, Dumb and full of Cum.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:35pm EDT
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ERIC LEWIS is here! We go in depth about my recent HORRIBLE hospital visit, all the creeps I met there, and how I ALMOST GOT SOMEONE ELSES SURGERY. Also, Eric asks why Joe Stanton quit the show, so I tell him in disgusting detail. PHMHW8RMS93E

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:29am EDT
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NO ONE is here! So Jesse is left to talk about what ails him (and is killing him swiftly) and then shifts over to Chat Roulette to find new cohosts. In the second half he talks about the Second City Rapist (a guy that told a monologue about possibly raping a woman at a huge improv show.) SPOILER ALERT: Jesse isn't convinced this guy is a rapist. Apologies for the bad sound, this episode is ramshackle as all Hell.

Direct download: Pod_Awful_309.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:03am EDT
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ERIC LEWIS is here! We tell true life stories of JUSTICE, LOVE, and MURDER! No joke! And Samuel L. Jackson is in there, too! We also chat about dads, and showering with them, and prank call a guy named "Trainwreck Bob".

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:21am EDT
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After spending most of last week's episode pranking our friend, Nick, he called back...
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:07am EDT
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MARSHALL STRATTON and JAMES COKER are here! After talking about how the Primetime Lineup is killing my show, we prank call our friend and former guest Nick Mendillo (who wears JNCO's, listens to Blink-182, and has a tattoo of the word "poop" on his leg) for no good reason. Also we discuss insulting nicknames and rednecks.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:40pm EDT
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This is a rap song I made about the woman that has given millions of nerds boners, Cheetara.
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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:52pm EDT
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Eric's aborted podcast, exactly as recorded.
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:44pm EDT
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John Reaves tries to sing a tune for us.
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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:24pm EDT
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John Reaves tells us about his experience on the show.
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:34pm EDT
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JOHN REAVES IS HERE! We air our grievances about Brazilians, southern drawls, dangers of ice skating, ball trauma, and dreams where your teeth fall out. We also discuss a Serial Butt Stabber, Santa dying, The Chewbacca Defense, and talk trash about The Nerdist Podcast. STRAWL Y'ALL.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:56am EDT
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DAVE WAITE is here! We talk about: tobacco, Jehovah's Witnesses, token white guys, improv versus standup, homeless people, long distance girlfriends, tattoos, bitches, and more!

Direct download: Pod_Awful_305.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:42am EDT
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EDDIE BRAWLEY IS HERE! We talk about Lesbian Bed Death, Suburbs in NYC, Porn and Racism, My dad's connection to Breaking Bad, the Tommy Westphall Universe, Wes Borland, and more!

Direct download: Pod_Awful_304.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:31am EDT
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GLEN TICKLE is here! We talk about the difference between "daddy" and "father," invent racial slurs against robots, and con my way back into New York Comic Con.
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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:28am EDT
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The crew improvises a Walmart execs meeting as the department chain's big wigs devise ways to crush female employees' dreams of getting promoted to head cashier. In Chris's absence, the crew pays tribute to the inbred Iacono cult. Danny milks his Tracy Morgan impression for all it's worth while Jesse P-S's Tracy Morgan consistently comes out sounding like John Travolta. The crew delights over the discovery of an anti-Semitic super hero. Jordan shamelessly plugs his stand-up benefit show. And has anyone ever met an old midget? Absurdity, misogyny, and jokes about babies drowning are peppered throughout this hilarious two-hours.
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:38pm EDT
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ERIC SILVER is here! We talk about how Star Wars made English the BEST language in the GALAXY, how shitty New York pizza is, and Eric calls out his on cousin own some REAL bullshit. PEGGY!

Direct download: Pod_Awful_302.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:55am EDT
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MYQ KAPLAN IS HERE! In this Season 3 premiere, Jesse and Myq bond over their atheism in the first half... and then nearly beat each other to death with baseball bats in the second. Just listen.

Direct download: Pod_Awful_301.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:54pm EDT
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Sorry for starting so late. ; Here's some info before we start with Season 2...
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:25pm EDT
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The FIRST episode! Jesse and Joe cover it all from Green Lantern to Steve Jobs to... other stuff...http://podawful.com

Direct download: THE_BEGINNING-101.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:44pm EDT
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